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Green Crack

Does one job, does it hard, and is wrong for almost every other occasion.

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7.4/10

Solid

Does one job, does it hard, and is wrong for almost every other occasion.

Paid
$32
Weight
3.5g
Label THC
20.8%
Type
Sativa
Bought from
Not disclosed

Mango and sharp citrus over something grassy and green. It is a good smell and an honest one, and it tells you most of what you need to know before you burn any.

Trim was rough and the structure is airy, which is the one place this fell down. It is not a pretty jar. If bag appeal matters to you, this is not the one.

What it does is wake you up. Ten minutes and the effect is sharp, forward and slightly restless, and it holds for about two hours before dropping off cleanly with very little tail. I would not smoke this after four in the afternoon and I would not give it to anyone prone to anxiety.

Thirty-two for something this specific is fair. Buy it for mornings, do not buy it as an all-rounder.

The numbers

Scorecard

Five scores out of ten. The overall is their average and is never set by hand, so it can never disagree with its own parts.

Terps 7.0 Flavour and aroma on the inhale. The thing you actually taste.
High 8.0 Strength, character and how long it lasts.
Smell 8.0 The jar test. How loud it is before you burn any.
Look 6.0 Trim, structure, trichome coverage, cure.
Value 8.0 What it cost against what it delivered.
Reference

About Green Crack

Full profile

One of the most stimulating cultivars in wide circulation, frequently relabelled Green Cush on legal menus. Genuinely a poor evening choice. The mango note comes from an unusually high myrcene content for a sativa.

Lineage
Skunk #1 x Afghani landrace
Usually tests
17–24%
Dominant terp
Myrcene
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