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Ice Cream Cake

Sedating in a way the label does not really prepare you for.

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7.8/10

Solid

Sedating in a way the label does not really prepare you for.

Paid
$50
Weight
3.5g
Label THC
25.5%
Type
Indica
Bought from
Not disclosed

Pale to the point of looking dusty, which here is trichome coverage rather than anything wrong. Very dense, cured well, and it broke apart cleanly rather than crumbling.

The nose is quieter than the dessert name suggests: vanilla and cream, yes, but sitting under a doughy earthiness that takes a moment to find. It gives up more on the inhale than it does in the jar.

The effect is the point. Slow to arrive, maybe fifteen minutes, and then it keeps going for another twenty until you notice you have stopped doing whatever you were doing. Heavy, quiet and long. This is a nine on the high because it is completely reliable at the one thing it does.

Fifty is high but not unreasonable for flower grown this carefully. Do not make plans.

The numbers

Scorecard

Five scores out of ten. The overall is their average and is never set by hand, so it can never disagree with its own parts.

Terps 8.0 Flavour and aroma on the inhale. The thing you actually taste.
High 9.0 Strength, character and how long it lasts.
Smell 7.0 The jar test. How loud it is before you burn any.
Look 9.0 Trim, structure, trichome coverage, cure.
Value 6.0 What it cost against what it delivered.
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About Ice Cream Cake

Full profile

Among the most sedating cultivars in the dessert line and a genuine end-of-day option. Frost coverage is heavy enough to make the bud look pale. Regularly appears in top-shelf tiers across California.

Lineage
Wedding Cake x Gelato #33
Usually tests
21–27%
Dominant terp
Caryophyllene
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